(On moderate terms), or for sale, pic.twitter.com/PTDbYY5ZY6

Could atone for that dismal surprise! pic.twitter.com/2iaqX1Usld

This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire pic.twitter.com/SLyzraxRkW

And the clothes he had bought for the trip. pic.twitter.com/uYXeC2C3yT

While, for those who preferred a more forcible word, pic.twitter.com/cdEjfT8XWI

With the plans he had made for the trip: pic.twitter.com/kPeUDlRNJN

“Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried, pic.twitter.com/CAKOTeymdd

And he feared he must really decline, for his part, pic.twitter.com/l826vG3YWF

Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice: pic.twitter.com/enHcGD3sFs

There was one who was famed for the number of things pic.twitter.com/9FUG7VIjcF

“Just the place for a Snark!” I have said it twice: pic.twitter.com/qebUsTl6Ev

And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand.
"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"

So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
"They are merely conventional signs!
"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
But we've got our brave Captain to thank:

(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best..
A perfect and absolute blank!"
This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out
That the Captain they trusted so well

Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.
He was thoughtful and grave..but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.

When he cried "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
What on earth was the helmsman to do?
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,

That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."
But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,

Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
That the ship would not travel due West!
But the danger was past..they had landed at last,
With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:

Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with the view,
Which consisted to chasms and crags.
The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
And repeated in musical tone

Lewis Carroll