Navigation was always a difficult art, pic.twitter.com/Ym2V9qmktR

There was one who was famed for the number of things pic.twitter.com/9FUG7VIjcF

Whenever the Butcher was by, pic.twitter.com/AguGtb0RZu

A Billiard-maker, whose skill was immense, pic.twitter.com/cm4nnk8Z5T

And was almost too frightened to speak: pic.twitter.com/3xJJwIuErq

There was only one Beaver on board; pic.twitter.com/JiqpYUHaEH

The crew was complete: it included a Boots.. pic.twitter.com/EBTp2KV6XB

The Beaver’s best course was, no doubt, to procure pic.twitter.com/m3yQRjZ5fo

Such solemnity, too! One could see he was wise, pic.twitter.com/0zKwvZvTxN

There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck, pic.twitter.com/WrJia38bRp

With three pairs of boots; but the worst of it was, pic.twitter.com/2Luf6fvCmW

To “What you may call um!” or “What was his name!” pic.twitter.com/VuAStgQl4x

And that was a tame one he had of his own, pic.twitter.com/GtLOjXRwLi


























And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand.
"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"

So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
"They are merely conventional signs!
"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
But we've got our brave Captain to thank:

(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best..
A perfect and absolute blank!"
This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out
That the Captain they trusted so well

Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.
He was thoughtful and grave..but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.

When he cried "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
What on earth was the helmsman to do?
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,

That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."
But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,

Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
That the ship would not travel due West!
But the danger was past..they had landed at last,
With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:

Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with the view,
Which consisted to chasms and crags.
The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
And repeated in musical tone

[...]
Lewis Carroll